Jackson and Sheridan Evicted From The Celeb Big Brother House in Double Eviction.

And then there was five! The double eviction left me bewildered, not so much with surprise that Tommy and Latoya are no longer house mates, Tommy was a cert and Latoya is understandable yet unwarranted, but the shock came when hearing the crowd reactions to the remaining house mates! It scares me to hear Ben Adams name cheered!! What is there to cheer, both evictees said that Ben was sweet, a nice guy, we all know that nice guys don’t win and I really hope this one doesn’t.

It looks like Terry, my personal favourite, has done enough to enrage the mob, I know Boo’s are standard but I think his affiliation with Coolio may be detrimental to his chances of taking the title. I’ve personally been writing to channel 4 with regards to these two, and I’m demanding they bring back ”The Word” with Terry and Coolio presenting, they are hilarious together! Seems like Verne, bookies favourite from the start is set to take the title, granted he’s a nice guy who takes on the challenge of his disability great but has he been the most interesting and entertaining house mate?

Last nights show started with Ulrika finally admitting that she would be happy to make the final and that it would in fact make her feel proud. She is clearly enjoying the potential fact that she is loved outside the house, and for the first time last night after a live eviction she didn’t cry when not booted out, practically carrying Latoya to the door and offering Tommy a sympathetic pat on the back respectively. It appears she’s now relishing the challenge of taking on the boys, and with her perceptive awareness of the viewing public maybe she will play the feminist role and take the boys head on in the closing days!? Already playing the victim card, ”If I had a heart attack in the corner I don’t think anyone of them would know.” It was Ulrika don’t forget that caused the original division in the house. I pray she doesn’t win, but with women her age being the majority of the voting public, each night I sleep I cry a little at the thought of Queen Ulrika!

The shopping task had an American theme, due to the Inauguration of Obamma, this meant some fun tasks for the house mates to take on, A pie eating competition for Terry and Ulrika, looked positively disgusting, Ulrika eating a pie with no hands may help with those feminist votes though. Terry and Ulrika failed this task but were the only ones which meant the house mates have a luxury shopping budget for the last three days, surely with so fewer house mates and so much money booze will be in abundance, let the good times role Verne.

Ben and Latoya were given a rodeo task, how fun, they got to mess around on a bucking bronco for the majority of the day, but boring Ben on receiving the task was moaning, even attempting to make that guy banterful is impossible. ”Ben today we are going to give you a million pounds, seven lap dancers a puppy dog and a gun”, still Ben would manage to bore me.

Coolio and Verne took to the road with a route 66 themed bike challenge which saw big brother jump at the chance to dress up/down Verne again! The boys had to do 500 laps of a circuit constructed in the garden, with 74 laps taking an hour and Verne suffering from chronic pain when just walking surely Big Brother may have underestimated the severity of this task causing Verne to literally drop out, much against his will to receive special treatment, awwww bless, how cute. It must have taken Coolio about 4 hours to complete the 500 laps, and I’m sure the fellow contestants were indebted to BB for the break.

Tommy who lets be honest was a boring house mate now, apart from the embarrassing Dad, ‘yo man’ touch shit with Coolio, that stuff was cringe worthy even for Westwood. He had a task of hitting baseballs, which he did with aplomb, there is no doubting his competitive spirit which leads me to think that although he claimed to Davina he wasn’t disappointed to leave, I’m sure in his heart of hearts he would have loved to of won. The needle between him and Ulrika probably the best moments in the house, although he did look good when they dressed him up, and his Latoya impression made me giggle early doors. His parting gift to the house was a Burger and Fries meal for seven after he hit a home run during his challenge.

Oh no, his parting gift was a swipe at America which took a gloss off the inauguration ceremony for the American house mates. After the Americans had requested that they were allowed to watch this life changing moment claiming that no matter if you were black or white it was a massive day for Americans, as Coolio, Latoya and Verne sat on the chair, left to right like a perfect colour scheme for this statement. As the video played Coolio was full of pride, and tears were imminent, a pat on the back from even Ulrika showing the seriousness of this moment, the celebrities fell silent for the best part of half an hour, Coolio sat fist raised a ‘la Jessie James. Then came Tommy bounding in with, ”At long last a president you can be proud of’.” Latoya and Verne incensed by his comments, maybe its for the best that Tommy has gone, cos the next time Verne gets drunk be sure it will come up!

Coolio showed his sensitive side after laughing in front of his fellow squatters, going to the bedroom to cry to himself and later stating to big brother that, ”He’s never felt this way, about a grown man in his life” Maybe fuelling the rumours Tommy was trying to get going with Davina that Coolio was a gay, but Coolio redeemed his manly-ness with a heroic statement, ”…I’d take a bullet for him”.

Tommy maybe shouldn’t be throwing out gay slurs considering his interview consisted of, ”I’ve played football my whole life, I like hanging around with other men.” and that, ”Ben’s a lovely looking guy.”

At this point I would like to lay salute to Latoya, who took on every task with vigour and I think she was great. I don’t think she would of minded staying there for another month and I expect her to have a ten minute slot on the Terry and Coolio show in which she is given a new task every week, there will also be a ten minute slot which involves Verne, a free bar, a donkey and some blow up dolls.

Chow!

Lucy Pinder’s First Celebrity Out of Celeb Big Brother House 2009

Well the producers must have been sweating, but they managed to keep hold of their golden goose egg and its an egg that could crack at any moment. Could Coolio be the chef to beat the egg into a scrambled mess he’s definately turning the heat up in the house? So Lucy Pinder is out of the house and all those boys who were watching to see her most impressive assests may finally get the chance because she will be all over the lads mags and back to doing what she does best!!

Ulrika and Pinder to face the public vote.

So its Ulrika and Lucy Pinder who will be up for the first eviction after Terry Christian deemed Ulrika to have the biggest ego and Lucy Pinder to be the least talented. Big Brother cruelly revealing the results of Christans opinions in some cringeworthy scenes. Fellow housemates saved A1’s Ben after he was harshly deemed the most insincere. So who will be the first to leave in the most embarrsing exit of them all, the first. Who do the bookies expect to go? Who do you expect to go? Would love to hear your thoughts? And how will the house react to Terry after his cruel analsyes of fellow housemates? Discuss!