Crazy Coolio in Celebrity Big Brother Meltdown
It all started so well for Coolio in last nights episode laying down some of his best work as the Gangsta’ Rapper filed fellow housemate Latoya Jacksons’ nails. The big man worked some good angles, as he lay and doted on her, saying, ”I hope your boyfriend won’t be mad if he see’s this” a line previously used on Ulrika, Mutya, Lucy, Michelle and Tommy and Big Brother. Innocent Latoya replied ”I don’t have a boyfriend” before realising Coolio’s game. He then spent the next five minutes trying to convince Latoya that he wasn’t a He-slag and that he was getting old and wants to settle down. The best line surely,
Coolio: ”Ive got six kids but not all by different women.”
Latoya: ”How many, two?”
Coolio: ”No, four.”
As he proceded to explain what spooning meant to an inqusitive Latoya (ex playboy centerfold).
The Celebrities were then given a food budget task to complete over the next few days, which saw the group being paired off to work together as a team, and Big Brother did some of its best work. The pairing of Michelle and Ben as a celebrity couple was cheeky, but expected. The threesome of Tina Malone, Coolio and Lucy Pinder was naughty. Putting them in a situation in which they have to stay awake for 24 hours in a confinde space was ingenius. Surely Tina and Coolio would come to blows? Tina’s been very vocal about how she doesn’t like Coolio!?
But it was Lucy Pinder who cracked with the tireless Coolio. Coolio’s alter ego Jeffery Franklin Roosevelt Bodaine!? The most annoying phrase ever! saw Lucy crack and she hit the rapper with some brutal home truths. In response to Coolio asking Mutya Buena to hit Lucy for him and other remarks that were centered around physical abuse to women Lucy said, ”Your doing your daughters proud” which seem to anger Coolio slightly but Pinder didnt stop there and contiuned with your, ”The most annoying person I’ve ever met”.
I must admit as one of Coolio’s early fans he was being a cock! But he later claimed to Big Brother that he was just testing people and that Pinder ”…would do anything to get away from me right now.” With Pinder favourite to go Tonight surely this will only fuel Coolio’s behaviour!? He’s already told Big Brother he expects to win, somehow I think he maybe slightly deluded.
Tina Malone is officially the filthiest women in the world, her mouth is dirtier than 16th century chimney sweep, in her task as a papparazzi she said the word ”fuck” about twenty times and that was just trying to get up to photograph guest celebs something Tommy seemed to be becoming increasingly unimpressed with! She then embarssingly called fellow shameless cast member by her charachter name!? And then brutally embarssed page 3 Michelle Marsh by asking who the fuck Michelle Marsh was to Lucy Pinder, her glamour model mate.
The tasks given to Terry and Mutya, and Ulrika and Verne were the funniest, although something about dressing Verne up and making him sing did feel abit wrong, but maybe I’m reading to much into it. The guy seems so nervous when performing I’m amazed that he is an actor.
Seems to me that Terry Christian must be an early favourite to win the show, he’s funny, cheeky and he doesn’t take himself to seriously, essential when participating in Big Brother!?
Who do you think will go tonight? Who should win? What do people think of Coolio? and who are your early favourites?
Let me know your thoughts people!
Celebrity Big Brother 2009.














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