Micky Brantaino Outs Ben Adams after Proving Ulrika’s Hiding a Secret

Thank you all for your letters of congratulations. After sensationally revealing Ms.Jonsson’s sausage shaped secret, it appears my startling discovery was admitted herself on Day 3, exclaiming “Maybe I’m a man”, in an intimate conversation with fellow bloke Ms.Malone. Thats right kids Micky Brantaino correct 24% of the time, fact!

After further studies over the initial stages of the experiment, and using wavetrend technology from ASBO tags I have looked at key behavioural patterns, character analysis traits and the amount of shits and wees, and it appears Ms.Jonsson isn’t the only gender bender in the house. No not Ms.Malone, thats a given, its Mr.Adams, turns out hes a bird, either that or a wuffter.

Evidence I hear you scream!? Take a look at Micky Brantaino’s case study below:

Case Study 1.
On winning the first token the house had the chance to watch some FA Cup football, beer guzzling Christian and gun toting Coolio, bastians of the beautiful game, campaigned with vigour only to hear the girlband member exclaim he’d rather hot water as he sided up with his girl pals. Evidence alone, no? Site Case Study 2.

Case Study 2.
Curry cooking Coolio made his peanut butter chicken love minus peanut butter for the housemates, a real tongue tingler, but apparently too hot for gender bender Adams, no man worth his salt wouldn’t enjoy a ring stinging feed. Still not convinced?

Case Study 3.
After ‘flirting’ with Ms.Heaton, Coolio asked if Adams was interested in her sexually, after a few coy no’s from Adams Coolio layed it to him straight, “So your telling me you havn’t thought about fucking her?” to which Adams replied, “No, we’ve known each other for years”.

Case closed, hes no man!
Brought to you by Micky Brantaino, right 24% of the time.