Lucy Pinder Leaves As Cracks Start to Show

Wow, what a weekend! When I last reported it was becoming clear that Coolio was beginning to try the patience of the other housemates, by god that boy’s a tryer, him Jeffery Bodaine. Some ingenious Big Brother producing has led to some great visual and physical tasks over the weekend. And Friday’s Live show confirmed what we all suspected, when Lucy Pinder was evicted and interviewed by Davina she removed all doubt of any miss favoured editing from Bg Brother, she was simply BORING.

The Celebrities tasks were awesome, especially the Papparazzi task which saw Coolio admitting to Big Bro that he was deliberately trying to test his fellow housemates in order to get them to leave the house. He annoyed the hell out of his two taskmates, causing Pinder to cry, but Tina ”I tell it how (some expletive or other) it is’ Malone was silent as a mouse and has yet to say anything about Coolio, to his face, but she never stops bitching about him with the rest of the girls behind his back. Ulrika and Michelle have decided to take on Coolio in a more tete a’la tete approach with some full on arguments.

What was evident when Lucy Pinder came out was the amount of physical abuse Coolio is supposedly referencing towards women, which Davina and Big Brother’s Little Brother George Lamb seemed quick to hush her, in both of her interviews, both George and Davina claiming that they are all in jest, is there more to this story!? Pinder made reference to Coolio threatening to elbow her in the face, none of which makes the channel 4 shows in the evening.

As groups will inevitably form in Celeb big brother house, in Latoya does Coolio have an friend!? It’s tough to tell? But she was quick to spill the beans ‘in code’ about whose been bitching about Coolio in the house, to which he returned the favour, claiming Ulrika doesn’t like Latoya, and how she keeps tidying things away, something we’ve never seen on screen. Is Coolio stirring up shit, most definitely! Coolio told Latoya that he was going to make people walk out of the house, and she seemed impressed with his game plan.

Tina was her enigmatic self when telling Lucy Pinder that she had given her the most joy in the house to date when she berated Coolio claiming, ”I nearly shit, piss and vomited myself when you said Coolio was the most annoying person you’d ever met.” She really is a national treasure aint she? What I don’t get is why she is yet to confront Coolio? Is it all building up and going to come out in one giant crescendo or is she intimidated since Coolio asked her ”Has anyone every been hurt in here, like seriously hurt?” whilst mangling his wet clothes, threats that would resonate with Tina’s on screen Shameless character.

The ”call on me” task generated even further tension in the house, when rehearsing the moves that they would later be tested on Coolio and Tommy sat out fearing the humiliation, Coolio saying that this sort of shit wasn’t good for his street credit (fast forward a couple of hours to see Coolio dressed in Lycra and make up). When Coolio did finally join in with practice it was worth the wait as he once again touched on the ‘BenChelle’ saga, (can’t believe they’ve given the media a name to use when stirring the pot). Coolio made both Ben and Michelle Heaton furious when he told Michelle that Ben was starring at her arse during the dance session. Hilarious TV making Ben crumple with embarrassment, he later approached Coolio on the subject, asking him to stop. Coolio this time claimed the reason why he picked on Ben is because everyone outside the house will love him and if he picks on him they will vote Coolio out!? A change of tact by the Big Man then? Just what is Coolio’s game plan.

Although Coolio is mixing it up, it was nothing on the spat that seems to be emerging between, new found legend Terry Christian and fellow alpha male Ulrika. After winning three tokens in the hilarious dance video task, (Coolio, Verne and Terry all brilliant) a task which Ulrika ran with strict rule. It was a task which went well, but the fallout led to two tokens be exhumed for bitchy whispers about voting. It was Terry who had the first one taken for saying to Tina Malone that he thought Ulrika was aloof from the rest of the housemates and it was probably to do with her fee, he then said that maybe she was doing it to piss people of so they’d vote for her but he wouldn’t be doing so. When Terry was called to the diary room to collect the three tokens he was given two and a telling off. Rather than say that he’d had a token taken for talk about nominations and shy away from the truth he came out told Ulrika it was when he was bitching about her to Tina and didn’t hold back! Tina who instantly tried to rid her name of any ill feeling claimed that she’d defended Ulrika, from what we seen she kept pretty quiet when Terry expressed his views.

So it appears the house is slowly falling apart, with Coolio annoying people and straight talking Terry calling Ulrika out twice for being an ego-maniac and now aloof surely there will be fireworks as the house split into factions. Ulrika who cried her eyes out on eviction night when she failed to be evicted will be the first to crack under the pressure and with pit bull Malone by her side Terry Christian may need to seek friends.

At this early stage its hard to tell how others feel but the people who seemed to have impressed prior to original misconceptions are Terry and Latoya, joining them as early favourites must be Verne, and maybe sadly boyband Ben!