Celebrity Big Brother:Our resident Psycho Prof. takes a look

Prof. Micky Brantaino,(not to be mistaken for the lady shoe professor)

This Doc tells it how it is wit sciences to get his back init

This Doc tells it how it is, yah get me!

Just introducing myself as a doctorate in human behavioural studies and psychology. Throughout the course of the show I will be analysing the inmates behavioural patterns, their movements, emotions and reactions.
No doubt the work will be rigorous, what with this shower of shite!

Well, the show is just minutes old and I’ve already I’m ready to make a shocking, amazing revelation! Turns out after studying the inmates entrances, looking deep into patterns of movement, psycho analysing how each subject moved and then entering the data collected into my computers. I plotted a graph, and the results that proceeded have proved startling!

On entering the house the ”Celebrities” using the stairs camera right were, Ms. Jackson, Ms Buena, Ms Pinder, Ms. Malone and Ms Heaton.

Entering the house and coming down the stairs camera left, the following, Mr. Christian, Mr. Coolio, Mr. Adams, Mr. Smith, and Ms Johnsson.

Conclusive evidence alone Ulrikas packin’ some meat!?

We’ll be tracking her like hawks to see if she leaves the toilet seat up, just to tick all the boxes and make sure this analysis can be held up in a kangaroo court, yah get me!