Celebrity Big Brother Day 3 Headlines

Big Brother Headlines

Tina Cha’mone

Top (heavy) british talent Tina Malone compares herself to multi million selling, most succesful solo recording artist of all time Michael Jackson. ‘Genius boardering on madness like me, int he?’ she said to MJ’s older sister, Say what? Genius Tina! That is madness!

Verne Turns BIG 40

no one, not one person clocking the irorny of Verne mentioning that he is now the BIG 40!! Cummon people, work with me here!

Chef Coolio’s Chocolate Salty Balls

Coolio would rather wash his balls in the sink than miss the football match. The die hard football fan threatend other contestants when voting for the football, ‘you better raise your fucking hand man’ but then quickly realising what the token should be used for exclaiming, ‘What about beer?’. He’s really picked up English culture very quickly!!

Lucy Pinder latex Gloves!?

Not much happend but Lucy Pinder and latex gloves deserves headline news surely? perfect promotion no doubt for the Lucy Pinder Calender 2009!? Shamelesss! Love it!

Ulrika’s so down.

I didn’t know Ulrika was so with it, she really is cool! Embarsingly saying, ‘wicked’ and ‘boy’ when talking to Black Rapper Coolio. She’s really is a Dawg. Westside!

Johnsson Overcomes huge adversity to appear in Big Brother.

Turns out Johnsson struggled through months of back pain, pain that she related to thee plight of Verne, near worlds smallest man, in order to pick up the 120,000 cheque. It must of been reassuring to Troyer to know that there is someone in the house who he can relate to and sympathise with.

And Finally

Dirty Lucy Pinder

Pinder states, ‘She can talk about crap for ages’.
What? Thats news Worthy!? Ok enough with The Pinder!