Celebrity Big Bother!! Or Bovvered!

Don’t know if i just want in the mood for it last night or what but I felt abit robbed by last night episode!? Nothing really happened!? Did it? Granted things spiced up a bit in the end, but because of the live show it just didn’t seem like we were watching anything new?

Coolio opened up the show with some classics, and I know as soon as people start voting in the house he’s going to be up for eviction but we owe it to ourselves, the viewers, to keep him in, he sincerely apologised to Michelle after the prior nights sobbing which was nice and then followed that up with two classic Coolio quotes!?

”Sometimes, I wish I could cry”, to Michelle.

And then again re-addressing the whole Heaton and Adams debate, ” I’ve seen pictures of her boyfriend, why would she want Ben?” Love it!

Coolio’s obviously really sexually frustrated, and after trying it with all the other female house members, has even resorted to chatting up Tina, saying that she looked good, claiming, ”you look like your ready to go”, badtimes!

I like how Tommy and Latoya were philosophising for an hour and half, and Big Brother edited it so all were heard was a story about Micheal Jackson and Aliens! While in the other room Coolio bored everyone with another tale of how he biffed Prince! Legend, I think as it goes on people will goad him, cheeky Ben has already done it a few times and this provokes the best from Mr.C.

The task had the potential to be quite funny, with Terry not being able to do anything for himself but was boring. Lucy and Ben spoke about Ben’s Facebook dating!? Whats that about his last three dates are people he’s met on Facebook? Ladies add him as a friend now, I heard the soppy shite spent 165 quid on some girl he didn’t even like! I’m in if there’s a chance of some Wagu fillet and a free songwriting session with a successful music writer/producer (Alexandra Burke remember!?) That may of hurt his bank account but Terry’s dis must of caned his pride! When Ben was peeling grapes for King Terry he said, ”You shouldn’t find this humiliating, you were in A1”. Hilariously harsh!

But all in all three quarters of the way through the show and nothing worth debating or discussing! Then we re-watched the harsh reveal of Terry’s voting, which was when it began to get a lil’ tastier. Ulrika, wasn’t happy one bit, claiming she didn’t care and was happy to be up for eviction, she couldn’t hide her dismay though at being deemed the biggest ego. And when Terry tried to explain she flat refused to listen and went of to bed, after showing him the ‘hand’, oh know you didn’t girlfriend! As Michelle and Ben lay on Ulrika’s bed she claimed she hadn’t taken it personally and that Ben needn’t, but Ulrika said she felt stupid for being nice and saying complimentary things about Terry, the girls ‘giant’ ego had taken a dint! Expect to see her react! She’s already slapped Terry after he said he was too old to have a pop at her, which she misconceived to be a stab at her! All in jest but im sure it could be incensed.

And what was all the bizarre Tommy Sheridan nonsense with Michelle, that was like watching David Brent. And I reckon Michelle’s mouth is going to upset people, she just doesn’t realise what shes saying. She started to say to Tommy that no-one will think shes interested in him! Brilliant, but Tommy was to busy bumbling on awkwardly around the topic of what!? Weird and uncomfortable! Michelle’s eyes to Ben were awesome. Ulrika whose back was up after Terry’s revelations had a dig at Tommy and his appearance on the show, deeming it career suicide for a politician.

You probably noticed neither Lucy Pinder or her boobs mentioned, is it because she’s so dull or is Big Brother editing so we think this and they don’t waste £120,000 when Ulrika gets voted out on friday?!? Would make sense, £120,000 that Ulrika supposedly bargained for herself!? Do you think this is a possibility? Is Pinder being edited harshly? It seems to me she doesn’t want to leave the house yet, and if it was a boxer going out for the last round he’d be told he needs a knock out to stay in!? Will tonights show give the boys what they are after, will Pinder sex up the Coolio!?