Super Celeb Special Surprise Eviction

Wowsers, so the housemates were woken up sunday morning by those dulcet tones of big bro with the knowledge that they would be nominating that very morning! No time to put their makeup on or anything!

First bleary eyed housemate to nominate was the Ben part of Benchelle. Feminine ben nomitated “sexist” coolio and Ulrika claiming that she rules the roost. Feeling threatened perhaps? Seems like theres only room for one hen in this hen pen, eh ben?

Its seems that swedish bird Ulrika has ruffeled a few more feathers too, being the housemate who recieved the most nominations this week. The other celebs feeling hen-pecked were; (sorry had to get all those chicken puns out of my system) Coolio, Latoya, Tommy and the Verne. They all pretty much gave the same reasons and the general feeling is that we - that is the celebrity big brother housemates and us the mere voting underlings - are worn down by cock-sure-Ulrika Jonsonn and her overbearing manner (Sorry ive really over egged the chicken puns, whoops!) For this very factor we delight in the fact that she is definately with us till wednesday’s next eviction because the sadists in us like to see her suffer for every penny of her astronomical fee.

Instead you got rid of the flotsam and jetsam (the wetter half of Benchellle) that is Michelle Heaton. It seems that Coolio is getting his way and seeing off all of the “bitches and hoes” that have de-glossed his shine over the past fortnight. So at davina’s announcement Michelle Heaton was straight out and into her defensive mode. I mean game plan or not the theres no denying the girl (sorry 29-year-old woman) had a hard time in the house but she brings it upon herself! In her interview she realised her ex-ally mucky-mouthed-malone was more foe than friend, fuelling the fires of the benchelle debacle. Heaton said she knew that tina would be bitching behind peoples back because “thats the type of character she was” but really they could never have been the best of friends what with Heatons early comparison of tina to the ogre in shrek.

To be honest im already bored writing about Michelle Heaton, it’s much like watching her on celeb bb. Lets just say i wont miss the the non controversy that was benchelle, I won’t miss her inssesent crying, and given her awful singing in her earlier tasks look like the only time ill have to encounter heaton again will be when I ingest my weekly dose of nut and/or zoo.

Just another speck of gold dust to add to the celeb big brother mix is the scientist side of Coolio the “Bully” that we saw last night. I was loving the conversation that he and terry had about climate change (how very topical boys!) It was less about terry’s average sceptical view that corporate companies - largely responsible for the change - want us to believe that global warming isnt real and not is actually happening. It is MUCH more about Coolio’s psychadelic view that we are tripping into a new “water age.” That things are gonna get hotter and wetter (i’m sure coolio will love that) and that these changes have been happening throughout the whole of time. Rapper Coolio also revealed method to his madness saying that his cousin and he know about this sort of “stuff” because they had studied into this “age of aquairius”. It left me teetering on the brink of a revelation, is coolio’s cousin our own Professor Micky B?!

The chilli challenge has to be mentioned but only in passing because you all watched the wondrous spectacle for yourselves, and if you didnt? Shame on you! I suggest a brisk youtube sesh to get you up to speed and as punishment for you having a life. Whilst there checkout the original chilli challenge on last years bb blind contestant Mikey. Classic

And as a final note if you miss anymore big brother because of your “life” Ill get officer Latoya Jackson on your ass! I know what a revelation! The sweetest little housemate (no im not talking about verne) ms. letoya jackson used to carry a gun and make arrests! Albeit for another reality tv show but still! Coolio was aroused by it methinks and it made me see her in a different light but im still not sure. Wouldnt it be a bit like Seargant Laverne Hooks AKA Marion Ramsey offa police academy making an arrest on ya?! Right I think all last night shenanigans have been covered, surely? If ive missed anything or you have something you’d like to contribute please feel free as a bird

With the voting now placing emhpasis on who you want to win make sure you vote for your winner before celebrity big brothers 2009 supercalafragilisticexpialidocious surprise with bells on eviction come wednesday.

Byesies